Tuesday 24 April 2012

Mark Driscoll's School of Manliness*

Applicant Number: 4055649






A great start. Clearly, a manly man. A full bottle of Extra Hot Tabasco downed in 5 seconds.





Showing serious potential. This guy is an animal. What you don't see: seconds later this dude swallowed the toilet roll whole.


















Manly men take note. This is the stuff we're looking for. True masculinity displayed in this act of rock-chomping.



















Owch. This guy was doing so well. His manly performance here is compromised by an air of femininity. The wearing of pink, seen here in the applicant's slippers ruins what would otherwise have been a beefy display of strength. If this brother doesn't wise up and man up he won't make the cut. 




Oh dang. The dude's been chickified. This is a real let down. I didn't think a man of this calibre would ever exhibit such symptoms of feminization. This is the toe-jam of masculinity. 

Grade: FAIL

Additional Comments: This man is anatomically male but he is showing symptoms of an effeminate nature. Influence of sisification detected. Immediate intervention and disciplinary action advised. 





* This is a fictional rendering of a fictional School Test. Mark Driscoll's School of Manliness may not actually exist. The content of this blog may not actually express words spoken or views held by Mark Driscoll. But the author regrets that it could be a frighteningly accurate rendering of the same.










Monday 16 April 2012